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it has no utility. it has no plan. it has legs.
it is simply⦠a thing.
it is simply⦠a thing.
the thing has been poked β¦ times (by everyone, everywhere)
it felt nothing.
π CONTRACT ADDRESS (CA)
there is a game in there. the thing is not ready. neither are you.
warning: contains physics, screaming and consequences.
an investigation. results inconclusive.
scientists don't know. philosophers gave up. your therapist refuses to talk about it.
it's not a potato. it's not an egg. it's not your uncle.
it just stands there. it stares. it exists.
and honestly? in this economy?
existing is more than enough.
math so simple even the thing understands it (it doesn't)
ambitious. visionary. mostly standing.
same thing. different vibes.
100% real testimonials (0% real)
"I stared at it for 4 hours. it won."
"it reminds me of myself on monday."
"I yeeted it 340 meters. my therapist says we need to talk."
"sold my house. no regrets. the thing understands."